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Ask and Ye Shall Receive: Cola energy drink!

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Demon Energy: Killa Cola

Cola-flavoured energy drink! Thanks, Demon! (NSFW)

Added to the usual caffeine disclaimer is: "Also not for anyone who doesn't think Jordan has a nice set of... eyes :)" Is Jordan that well known in NZ?

Posted July 23, 2008 8:16 PM


So, they're saying that gay men and straight women shouldn't drink their drink, huh? You'd think they'd pursue the pink dollar big time, as queer chaps tend to have mucho dinero. I'm also wondering if a 'Jordan check' is required before purchase. They hold up a picture of Ms Big Tits, and if you don't go 'phworr'...sorry, you can't buy Cola Demon! I'm outta luck - I'm straight and reasonably masculine, but I am indifferent to Jordan. Kylie Minogue or Jeri Ryan are more my kind of pin-up woman. Clearly I am a total wuss in the eyes of the Demon people! Looks like I'll have to stick to G Force or another 'poof drink'. Discrimination on the grounds of gender and/or sexual orientation is fahhhhh-ny. All too typical of the mindless, repressed-homoerotic boofhead culture that passes for true masculinity in this benighted, sad little island group.

Sorry, was I ranting again? :)

Posted by: Jeff Stone | July 24, 2008 12:27 AM

I think that although the brand Demon is rather abrupt, god be it from me i was down the drinks isle in New World the other day, Anyway i couldn't believe how many people i saw purchasing these energy drinks! particularly DEMON products, i am not one to drink energy beverages but i did buy the Demon Killa Tropo being 60 percent fruit juice and loved it!! my husband tried the Killa Cola and thought it was fantastic! NZ made NZ owned proud supporters of extreme NZ sports good on ya DEMON!!!! im suprised Coca Cola didn't come up with that??? do they have an energy drink out already?

Posted by: Liz Hans | July 24, 2008 11:11 PM

They do, Liz. Relentless and Lift Plus are both Coke products.

Posted by: Jeff Stone | July 27, 2008 11:15 PM

I love seeing your energy drink reviews. I just managed to get a few Australian/NZ energy drinks and will be reviewing them but am jealous of all the ones you have!

Posted by: TR | May 5, 2009 9:16 AM

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