Alden Bates' Weblog: Mailbag: Alden gets weirded out Edition!

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Mailbag: Alden gets weirded out Edition!

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It's time for another edition of search engine mailbag!

simple instructions on how to build a working dalek
: First take one Kaled mutant...
is andy lane a good guy to work with?: He seems like a nice enough chap...
are you sure this planet's meant to be here?: ...
what next? suns?: Sure, why not?
is it safe to masturbate at 15?: ... there's always the danger of blisters, I suppose.
i want to fuck nicola bryant: ...

Um... Yeah, good luck with that.

Note to self: stop looking at search engine stats!

Posted October 6, 2008 9:23 PM

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What the hell is all this?

Posted by: jeff Stone | October 7, 2008 5:59 PM

Search engine queries which people used to find my web site. :)

Posted by: Alden | October 7, 2008 6:07 PM

I want to play backgammon with Nicola Bryant.

Posted by: Jeff Stone | October 7, 2008 8:54 PM

I'm struggling to get my head around what people expect to get back as useful search results from some of those phrases. Which page of your website is returned as a result from the one about Nicola Bryant (and whatever it was, I'm guessing the user didn't find what they were looking for). The mind boggles!

Posted by: Paul Scoones | October 7, 2008 9:02 PM

The Mark of Turlough from TSV 21 is the third result on google for the query.

Unsurprisingly this site is now the second result. :)

Posted by: Alden | October 7, 2008 9:27 PM

Now I know the set-up, I think the best way to get info on, say, Time Lord history from your fine site is to type 'Lesbian Nuns' into Google.

Posted by: Jeff Stone | October 9, 2008 6:00 PM

"I expect to pass through life but once. If, therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, for I shall not pass this way again." - William Penn

Posted by: Giuseppe K | July 18, 2012 12:04 PM

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	Home : October 2008 Alden Bates' Weblog Feigning normality since 1973 « Transformers, Japanese Style \| Main \| New Phone! » Mailbag: Alden gets weirded out Edition! Filed in: Website Management. It's time for another edition of search engine mailbag! simple instructions on how to build a working dalek First take one Kaled mutant... is andy lane a good guy to work with? He seems like a nice enough chap... are you sure this planet's meant to be here? ... what next? suns? Sure, why not? is it safe to masturbate at 15? ... there's always the danger of blisters, I suppose. i want to fuck nicola bryant ... Um... Yeah, good luck with that. Note to self: stop looking at search engine stats! Posted October 6, 2008 9:23 PM Comments What the hell is all this? Posted by: jeff Stone \| October 7, 2008 5:59 PM Search engine queries which people used to find my web site. :) Posted by: Alden \| October 7, 2008 6:07 PM I want to play backgammon with Nicola Bryant. Posted by: Jeff Stone \| October 7, 2008 8:54 PM I'm struggling to get my head around what people expect to get back as useful search results from some of those phrases. Which page of your website is returned as a result from the one about Nicola Bryant (and whatever it was, I'm guessing the user didn't find what they were looking for). The mind boggles! Posted by: Paul Scoones \| October 7, 2008 9:02 PM The Mark of Turlough from TSV 21 is the third result on google for the query. Unsurprisingly this site is now the second result. :) Posted by: Alden \| October 7, 2008 9:27 PM Now I know the set-up, I think the best way to get info on, say, Time Lord history from your fine site is to type 'Lesbian Nuns' into Google. Posted by: Jeff Stone \| October 9, 2008 6:00 PM "I expect to pass through life but once. If, therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, for I shall not pass this way again." - William Penn Posted by: Giuseppe K \| July 18, 2012 12:04 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Remember personal info? Comments: (you may use HTML tags for style)
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